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Housing Bubble Powerpoint

Housing Bubble Powerpoint
Housing Bubble Powerpoint

So what can home owners and agents do, quickly, easily and inexpensively to help the sellers sell their homes?

Increasingly many real estate professionals and even home owners themselves have found that the key to turning a seller’s “house for sale” sign into “home for sale” sign is all in how effectively its been staged. With sellers looking for every “edge” they can get on the competition, today’s real estate professionals need to add value to their service by combining a key element in the process that sellers are looking for – home staging.

Andy Capelluto, a professional home stager and interior designer with over 22 year of experience, created a very compact, precise home staging course for real estate professionals entitled The Power of Staging™. The 8 hour staging course is one of the most thorough overviews of staging available today and delves into all aspects of the home staging process from color to style and from symmetry to placement – both inside and outside the home.

To make it easy for anyone to gain this knowledge the course was transformed into a cutting-edge multimedia online learning experience by RealtyU®. Its innovative e-learning platform created especially for real estate agents and home owners offers a simple yet robust way to navigate through video, audio, PowerPoint slides, examples and more to obtain a comprehensive understanding about the principles of home staging. The course provides insights into every part of the staging process and provides the agent with comprehensive tools and checklists to help them develop an effective staging plan for their clients.

Now available for the first time, The Power of Staging™ can now be experienced online, anywhere, anytime, through http://www.RealtyUonline.com. Upon completion agents the AHS designation (Accredited Home-Staging Specialist). To learn more about the staging process and the AHS course visit http://www.StagingSpecialist.com.

About the Author:

Stefan Swanepoel is widely recognized as the leading visionary on change in the real estate industry. He has penned 13 Books and Reports including the 1998 http://Amazon.com bestseller, Real Estate confronts Realityand the 2007 Swanepoel Trends Report. Visit http://www.ReTrends.com for more information.

Source - Make Homes Sell Faster in a Down Market

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How Subprime Really Works

How Subprime Really Works
How Subprime Really Works

Homeowners, investors and real estate agents alike may have all gone through some similar cycles of shock, fear and confusion as a result of the subprime mortgage debacle and its aftermath. But, in understanding the key to success, agents need to know there are certain inner strengths they can call upon to keep the ball rolling, and the future bright.

First off when listening to the media, do so with a grain of salt. Guaranteed media is always going to want to manipulate information towards the more negative and shocking slant. If you don't want to perpetuate this sort of fear, and expose it to your potential clients, then it's best to limit your intake and to take in what you do with a light heart- it's not hard and cold truth their telling out there. Again, the media wants to sell news and will do so at all costs.

Another way to keep yourself positive and motivated is to avoid the negative inclinations of others. So, this means staying away from other agents who are consumed with talking up the doom and gloom perspective. All this negative energy is a drain on your resources, and is just flat out, a waste of your precious time.

Better to focus on taking this lemon of a situation and making lemonade. In today's markets it's very important that you focus on your strengths and attract your niche of customer. There's plenty of opportunity out there. You just may have to work harder to find it, and you may have to squeeze your creative juices to find the right path and marketing strategy. For example, there are a lot of foreclosed houses on the market now- and this certainly does create a unique opportunity for certain buyers interested in investing. How can you attract and market to these clients? Maybe you need to look to more global clientele? This could be a chance to expand your horizons.

If you heed the law of attraction, as corny as it sounds, you will find yourself drawing in the kind of clients you'd like to represent. So, put out the energy and the qualities that you'd like to attract in future clients in all your transactions. Chances are, this kind of positive, personal work will pay off for you in the long run. You'll be surprised at the results. And when the going get tough, it's best to really draw on all your inner resources and strive to create the best possible opportunities.

About the Author:

Illustrated Properties is a Jupiter FL real estate company with professional, effective services to help you succeed in the local market. Visit TedSoldIt.com for information on neighborhoods and home listings, and to get in touch with an expert Jupiter real estate agent.

Source - Lemons Into Lemonade: Keeping on Top of the Real Estate Game in Today's Uncertain Market

How the markets really work




Housing Bubble Cartoons

Housing Bubble Cartoons
Housing Bubble Cartoons

Question: This is a bit of a long shot but does anyone remember the name of this kids programme?

It was about 1989 (ish) and it was about a little mouse type of thing who had a wizard friend who used to make dreams for all the kids in the village, and the dreams used to be kept in bubbles on shelves and then sent out at night to all the children in the world. There was a baddie on it too though who used to make nightmares and sometimes he'd swap the dreams for the nightmares and this little wizard helper would have to get to the nightmare and change it to a dream before it reached the kids! In the beginning and end credits the little character would float along a rainbow in one of the dream bubbles and it would pop just in time for him to fall at the door of the wizards house??? Oh it was in cartoon form by the way??? Please help its bugging me!!




Answer: I have spent ages trying, all I get is rubbish about the meaning of dreams, rainbows and how to get rid of mice.

CONFESSION 12: Confessions of an Independent Filmmake




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